Dear Earth

"PS9" (PS9) 08/29/2015 at 21:48 • Filed to: None

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The memo you got asking for more rainfall was from California. We’re surrounded by the stuff here in Florida. We don’t need anymore. Be a dear and point the firehose in that direction, won’t you?

-Humanity

ly2v8-Brian > PS9 08/29/2015 at 21:51

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Request denied

FlimFlamMan > PS9 08/29/2015 at 21:55

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We could use more down south ‘round Fort Lauderdale. Screw California.. ha ha.

PS9 > ly2v8-Brian 08/29/2015 at 21:57

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Stop reading Earth’s mail. Also stop hanging outside the earth’s shower when it’s getting ready for work in the morning. It’s creepy. Venus is single, why don’t you give her a try?

ly2v8-Brian > PS9 08/29/2015 at 22:01

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She's got a toxic personality.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PS9 08/29/2015 at 22:08

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Dear Humanity,

Get the fuck out of my ecosystems.

-Earth

deekster_caddy > PS9 08/29/2015 at 22:11

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We should be building water pipelines, not oil pipelines!!!

ttyymmnn > PS9 08/29/2015 at 22:20

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Please send some of that to Texas. We got buckets of rain over Memorial Day weekend and it hasn’t rained appreciably since.

B/Xmrrmvr > PS9 08/29/2015 at 22:34

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- Floridaman during one of his brief moments in sobriety.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > PS9 08/29/2015 at 22:39

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Yay! More rain that ruined my car meet and canceled school on Monday!

this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata > PS9 08/29/2015 at 22:57

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Nahhh y’all east coasters can keep that rain. We’re having a blast without it.

- Washington’s biggest wildfires ever

Biggus Dickus (RevsBro) > PS9 08/29/2015 at 23:21

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I was in Florida a few weeks ago and was pissed because it rained and I didn’t see the sun for a whole week. The fuck.

LongbowMkII > ly2v8-Brian 08/30/2015 at 09:39

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but she’s really hot though.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > PS9 08/30/2015 at 21:48

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_war…

http://www.livescience.com/27659-florida-…

Given the need for water it could help.

orcim > LongbowMkII 08/31/2015 at 01:09

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And she’ll tear through your armor and make you defenseless very quickly.